Posts Tagged ‘Ice-Cube’

“Bop Gun (one nation)” by Ice Cube

April 15, 2009

Old school, baby…..loved this tune back in the day.  Ice Cube putting his spin on a George Clinton classic.  At the very least your toes better be tapping by the end of this or you are a zombie.  In which case if you are a zombie, and you understand these words, we’re all screwed as you’ve obviously evolved.  It was a good ride while it lasted, humanity.

1-2 NSFW lyrics

Ghetto Prom

June 9, 2008

I found an old email I received sometime back. Timeless.

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1. Earth, Water, and Fire-the actual elements, not the band.

2. This one befuddles me.

3. Part bikini, part beach umbrella, all good.

4. An example of what happens when you pay $5k for your rims and tires; unable to pay for your date’s dress….well, all of it at least.

5. Somewhere a stripped-down living room set sits alone.

6. NBA players relegated to attending high school proms to avoid violence/arrest.

7. One of the least obvious elements to this picture is the mismatching of athletic sneakers with formal-wear. For shame!

8. Flaunt them while you can, I suppose.

9. This is not “The Answer” to any question.

10. For the fashionable, yet pregnant, high school prom guest.

11. While vinyl shower curtains will certainly deflect punch, I doubt it breathes.

12. She wanted a “safe” date, he wanted someone to try his latest design. Everybody wins.

13. Bad fashion sense knows no color barriers.

14. Umm….uh…..<shudders>

15. Inspired by Ice Cube’s “Ghetto Bird” from his album, “Lethal Injection”