Posts Tagged ‘worst’

Worst NBA lottery picks of all time

June 26, 2008

The top 14 worst NBA lottery picks according to ESPN.com. Only 1 Detroit Piston listed. Damn you Darko……

#1 ranked Worst NBA Lottery pick of all time-Kwame Brown

Full list here

Here’s a video of Darko Milicic, #2 Worst Lottery pick, after his Serbian national team lost to Greece in the 2007 Eurobasket 2007. He was super pissed and promised a rather vulgar, and specific revenge on the referees and their families. He’s got fire, this kid. NSFW subtitles.

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The Thieving Bastards: Baseball’s All-Time Worst Contract Team

June 18, 2008

A sample, starting at third base, Bobby Bonilla.

Third Base: Bobby Bonilla – Team Captain
Team: New York Mets
Contract: $1.19M/year from 2011 to 2035
No, you’re not reading that wrong. When Bonilla was released by the Mets, he was due $5.9M. Instead, the Mets agreed to pay him the above sum for the above length of time. You can’t make this kind of stuff up.

Only 2 Detroit Tigers on here…now if this was football……

Big contract, little reward

Starz cable network promotes Lindsey Lohan’s movie, “I Know Who Killed Me” by pointing out how terrible it is.

June 15, 2008

You’ve got to respect this self-effacing promo released by Starz cable network to hype their premiere of “I Know Who Killed Me” starring Lindsey Lohan. The movie was universally panned and was out of the theaters real quick like. Enjoy.

SUBJECT: It’s “The Parent Trap” Meets “Saw” – See Lindsay Lohan in “I Know Who Killed Me” on Starz This Saturday Night

Starz Invites You to Experience the Exclusive Pay TV Premiere

Lindsay Lohan

In

I KNOW WHO KILLED ME

Saturday, June 14 at 9 p.m. (ET/PT) on Starz

Winner of EIGHT RAZZIE AWARDS (2008) including:

Worst Picture
Worst Actress (Lindsay Lohan) – twice
Worst Director

What the critics had to say:

“Gruesomely tawdry and inept.” Entertainment Weekly

“A disaster that exerts a perverse fascination.” Variety

“Bad is easy: this level of awful approaches the genius.” Flick Filosopher

“…it is the kind of strangely fascinating terrible that can make for an entertaining time at the movies under the right circumstances.” eFilmCritic.com

“No review could really do justice to the monumental trashiness of this mess; it really has to be seen to be believed.” New York Daily News

“Exquisite in its awfulness….”
Quad City Times

“The film is so cheap, lurid and overwrought, it could be made up of lost reels from Grindhouse, except it lacks the knowing, self-referential humor of that B-movie parody.”
Minneapolis Star Tribune