Introducing….The Wearable Towel

It comes in 3 colors, costs only $20, and makes you look like the suburban douchebag that you are.  Well..if you wear it I mean.  Move over Snuggie.

Via Geekologie

Comfort Wipe-a modern solution to “archaic” toilet paper

How on earth have we survived all these 1000’s of years without the Comfort Wipe? I wish this was a spoof.