Belgian girl claims she asked for 3 tattoos, but woke up with 56

Yes, somehow this girl “fell asleep” while getting her face poked with a tattoo removal and instead of the 3 stars she claims she asked for, she ended up with 56.  Either way, why would you mutilate your face with even 3?  Something stinks in this story…….Oh, also, look at the pretty tattoo artist.

How to Fully Express Your Displeasure with George Lucas

Yes, the gentleman below has a tattoo of Darth Vader holding the severed head of George Lucas.  The young man sent this picture into Gizmodo when he read their article “Should George Lucas be Condemned for Crimes Against Our Childhood?” The answer is “Yes.”

Via Gizmodo

Tattooing “0-16” on your chest will definitely prove you’re not a fair-weather fan of the Detroit Lions.

I love the Detroit Lions, but this is just…uh…….huh. I think the misery that’s associated with following the Lions has done some permanent damage to this young man.

Do you think we can trick guys into getting dragons tattooed on their faces? Yes. Yes we can.

Meet Nanang, 30, and Bambang, 40, two Indonesian men who were tricked into getting dragons tattooed on their faces. The two men were told by their village chief Sawiyono that he received a text message from a government official offering them work as Jakarta intelligence officers. One of the conditions of employment was, you guessed it, getting their faces inked. The result is below.

The village chief eventually realized it was a hoax and has offered to help the men have the tattoos removed. The person behind the hoax is believed to have been a “mystic” as the men said they felt “half-conscious” while getting the tattoos. Apparently, the Indonesian word for liquor store clerk is slightly different than it is here in the U.S.

Via National Nine News

Bring a dictionary to the tattoo parlor. Trust me.

From Typo Buddy:

Typos happen. People misspell things. We all make mistakes, but you really should be extra careful when getting a tattoo. I mean a typo in your tattoo may not be forever the way it was before laser tattoo removal, but it is an expensive and painful spelling mistake to fix!

See more bad spelling here.

Meet Rob, the man who has been tattooed to look like a zombie

Rob has spent 4,075 Canadien ($3995 U.S.) to tattoo himself like a zombie. Ck. out this excerpt and pics. from an interview and photo shoot he did with Bizarre. Full interview with plenty of additional weird photos can be found here.

What look are you trying to achieve with your tattoos?
They’re about the human body as a decomposing corpse – the art of a rotting cadaver. It’s also a tribute to horror movies, which I love.

So what other body modifications are you planning?
I still want to get my brain shaded in. I want to get it all nice and grey like hamburger meat. And then I want to get Frankenstein bolts sticking out of my head around the rim of where my scalp’s ‘cut off’.

And I’ve thought about getting my eyes blacked in. I’m thinking that in five years from now, if no one’s gone blind from it by then I’ll go and get my eyes tattooed black, so there’d just be big holes in my face.

As for tattoos, I’ve still got to get under my arms done, then I’ve got to finish the intestines and get a contour added to the demon on my chest. I’m going to get bones sticking out of my knees, my toes done in skeleton print, and have patches of muscle sca

Have you ever thought about having the tip of your nose removed?
Yes, and I’ve seen it before on TV. This guy had a flesh-eating disease and he was able to get his nose cut off because they gave him a prosthetic replacement. I was so jealous. I wanted it so bad. If I get my eyes blacked in I’ll get my nose removed.

Looking to impress mom? Just put 900 surgical needles in your skin.

With painful video.