Posts Tagged ‘Stupid’

Warning: Polar bears do NOT like playing patty-cake

April 12, 2009

The German woman below thought a polar bear at the Berlin Zoo needed a hug. So, she hopped a fence, a “prickly hedge”, and a wall to then jump into the polar bears’ enclosure. She proceeded to swim toward the polar bear when the polar bear did what polar bears do: mauled a weaker, slower potential threat/source of food. Can we already crown the 2009 Idiot of the Year? Huh? Can we?  The woman was pulled out by Berlin Zoo personnel and she remains hospitalized.  Check out the pics and video below.

Via The Daily Mail

Video of rescue attempts by Berlin Zoo personnel

There’s bad driving, and then there’s this.

March 18, 2009

Happy St. Patrick’s Day: “Leprechaun in the Hood” trailer

March 16, 2009

How’d this miss wining an Oscar?

Pit crew fail

March 15, 2009

A special dedication to my friend Bob.  This is why he’d never allow me near the track when he races.

Douchebag bullfighting fan gets a painful taste of karma

March 11, 2009

I’m no fan of bullfighting.  I am a fan of this idiot getting just a little taste of retribution though.

No McNuggets? Surely that’s a reason to call 911.

March 5, 2009

<sighs>

“I called 911 because I couldn’t get a refund, and I wanted my McNuggets,” according to the below Fort Pierce Police Department report. That logic, however, did not keep cops from citing Goodman for misusing the 911 system. Even after being issued a misdemeanor citation, Goodman contended, “this is an emergency, my McNuggets are an emergency.”

Listen to the 911 calls below.

Via The Smoking Gun

Seattle sheriff’s beat the hell out a 15 yr. old girl. While she’s already in a cell.

March 1, 2009

Flare gun fail. Why can’t natural selection work?

February 24, 2009

Take a few idiots, throw in a flare gun, and it’s fodder for this blog.

Astrology Songs by Harvey Sid Fischer

February 5, 2009

Seriously.  Harvey Sid Fischer sings a song for every astrological sign.  Why?  I’m really not sure.  At least they’re high quality and very catchy.

“Aquarius”

Check out all of Harvey’s astrology songs at his Youtube Channel.

Tattoo that is too subtle for me to figure out

February 5, 2009

Somebody wasn’t hugged as a child.

FEBRUARY 5–Meet Stephen Bishop. The California man was arrested this week for the mid-December robbery of a liquor store. Surveillance video shows that Bishop, 49, made sure to wear a baseball cap when allegedly sticking up the Market Express Liquor Store in Grover Beach. Bishop, jailed in lieu of $450,000 bail, is pictured below in a mug shot taken by the San Luis Obispo County Sheriff’s Department.

Via The Smoking Gun