Posts Tagged ‘Stalker’

Dimitri the Lover’s Monthly Meetings in Toronto

August 24, 2008

You might remember Dimitri the Lover, a self-described “seduction expert” that resides in Toronto from our highlighting of his antics early this summer. For a refresher on this douchebag, click here. Apparently, Dimitri leads a monthly meeting called Toronto Real Men. Some highlights of Dimitri’s course below.

“Unfortunately, due to absurd, unnatural, feminist-inspired North American laws which run contrary to our natural biological urges, men are restricted from groping women at
will. Therefore, it is imperative that the touching be consensual. The key is getting women to feel both comfortable and aroused at the thought of being treated like a piece of meat at a slave auction.”

“Cost per meeting is $29+GST paid on-line 24h in advance OR $40 Dimitrified cash at the door. If you prefer, annual membership is just $269+GST, which includes admittance to all TORONTO REAL MEN meetings (works out to about $22/meeting), regular meet & greets with sluts from the community, 10% off Dimitri The Lover’s products & courses, and a subscription to The Prophet’s controversial monthly newsletter, Toronto Slut Alert.”

See the full ad for the August meeting here.

And, because I can’t resist the opportunity to laugh at Dimitri the Lover, here’s a voicemail of him darn near stalking a woman in the San Francisco area (allegedly). I’m assuming this woman was immune to his seduction techniques.

Dimitri the Lover-By far the creepiest douchebag you’re likely to ever hear about

June 28, 2008

Okay guys here is the info on this voicemail. One of my friend’s from work and her friend were out one night in the SF Marina district and were hanging outside of the bars trying to find a cab. One of the girl’s, Olga ends up meeting this guy Dmitri and they talk for at the most 2 minutes. She hands him her business card and says call me.

Well attached is the actual voicemail that this guy left her. Wait till you hear it you will be laughing so hard you’ll fall out of your chair.


In the summer of 2004, a newly single professional in his early forties wanted to sleep with as many women as possible. Sex being above all other considerations — time, money, shame — he took on the persona “Dimitri the Lover” and drafted a general sexual proposition for any “attractive, intelligent woman” who happened to read it. He printed a few thousand posters and hired a postering company. Together they placed them all over the city, from family-oriented neighbourhoods like the Beaches (where mothers’ groups ripped them down en masse) to York University campus (which alerted the police).

“I got dozens of responses. Dozens. And fucked maybe 20 women, something like that. Not a lot,” Dimitri tells me. Of course, most people who saw the poster thought it was a joke. I did, until Dimitri hit on me in Starbucks two years later. I was taken aback, mostly because of the way he looked: tall and broad-shouldered, with dark, gelled-back hair. A stranger on the street might nickname him “Dimitri the Lover” as a joke.

More on Dimitri the Douchebag

LG Secret viral video ad is a bit on the creepy side.

June 18, 2008

Ranks high on the stalker scale. Mild stalking set to cheesy music, capped with an appearance by the guy’s mom. Weird. Possibly a bit NSFW.