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Redneck Prom

June 12, 2008

We got a good response to both Ghetto Prom, and Oompa-Loompa (Guido) Prom so we thought we’d continue the prom theme. Hope you enjoy today’s submission: Redneck Prom. Thanks to our readers who tipped us off to these pics. As always feel free to add your own captions in the comment field.

1. What may appear obvious to you and I, will probably take these 6 young ladies years to realize.

2. Stretch Chevy seats 12 plus a still.

3. No face, no taste.

4. I know I’ve been married for awhile when I notice how nobody matches before I spot the Confederate flag.

5. Now this is a very, very important specimen. It would seem that we have achieved successful cross-breeding between a guido and a redneck. This has happened before in specific environments; prison, the Army, but it is very rare in regular society. This certainly demands follow-up.

6. I’m guessing her family recently won the lottery or finally received a cash settlement from that highly questionable accident which cost her momma her pinky.