Posts Tagged ‘Smoking’

Steve the Drunken Lawnmower Man: The Final Act

February 3, 2009

Dear Steve the Drunken Lawnmower Man,

I want to thank you for the many laughs I have had watching you and your arrest video footage.  Some would condemn your first offense of driving a lawnmower while intoxicated, but I am not one of them.  And others, far more pious than I, would scold you for being arrested a second time for a lawnmower DUI.  I will not judge you for those crimes.  However, Steve, you get no sympathy from me for your final offense.  Just.  Plain.  Dumb.

LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHING! Smoking while driving highly flammable materials is something we frown on.

July 3, 2008

And all caught on tape, thankfully. Click and watch the boom. It’s amazing this guy survived.

Another fire safety lesson, courtesy of Fire Marshall Bill, played by Jim Carrey on In Living Color. Great show.

Egypt to start issuing some serious anti-smoking labels on every pack of cigarettes.

June 18, 2008

Starting Aug. 1, cigarette labels in Egypt will be required to carry images of the effects of smoking: a dying man in an oxygen mask, a coughing child and a limp cigarette symbolizing impotence.

Smoke ’em if you got ’em

R2D2 PSA

May 23, 2008

City to bar: “No smoking indoors”..and then it just gets stupider

May 8, 2008

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