Redneck Innovations: Homemade “lion” to guard your garage

The English have rednecks, too? Proof: camper racing

How’d something this fun ever get approved in the Nanny state?  Coming to a KOA near you……

An unshaven chest is just a canvas waiting to be used…..

The Chive is one of of our new favorite blogs.  They post a wide range of reader-submitted photos which are typically hilarious and/or disturbing.   See samples below from a feature they ran February titled, “Shaved Body Hair Designs.” Kind of self-explanatory……

Sometimes rednecks make it so easy to make fun of them that it’s not even fun.

Well I don’t really see what’s odd about this one

“Untitled”

Be sure to check out the full collection of shaved body hair designs here.

Redneck Inventions

Budweiser, not necessity, is the mother of these inventions.

The Redneck Camper

The Homemade Tree Swing

Redneck Wedding Dresses (probably not an invention, but I couldn’t pass these up)

Cooler Racing

The Modified Defroster

The Discus Throw

The Motorcycle Transport

The Motorcycle Sidecar

Sent in by Vitamin E

Steve the Drunken Lawnmower Man: The Final Act

Dear Steve the Drunken Lawnmower Man,

I want to thank you for the many laughs I have had watching you and your arrest video footage.  Some would condemn your first offense of driving a lawnmower while intoxicated, but I am not one of them.  And others, far more pious than I, would scold you for being arrested a second time for a lawnmower DUI.  I will not judge you for those crimes.  However, Steve, you get no sympathy from me for your final offense.  Just.  Plain.  Dumb.

Steve the Drunken Lawnmower Man Part Deux

Steve just can’t catch a break. He’s already been arrested driving drunk on his lawnmower once before. One would think Steve would learn his lesson. One would be wrong.

Special dedication to Vitamin E as she’s not only a huge fan of Steve the Drunken Lawnmower Man, but she also spent all day cleaning her basement after there was a sewage backup on her street.  Ewww…..