Posts Tagged ‘presidential election 2008’

Historic upset: Voting machines elect one of their own!

November 4, 2008

Obama and McCain already filing lawsuits as voting machines elect DRE700 as the first machine president in U.S. history. Bring on Skynet!

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Obama Vows to Stop America’s Shitty Jobs From Going Overseas

September 18, 2008

Lois Griffin from “Family Guy” learns how to truly win over voters

September 14, 2008

McCain and Obama already have this strategy down, but in case anyone needs a refresher course.

430 New Demographics that Will Determine the 2008 Presidential Election

September 11, 2008

The Onion dissects the key demographics that will determine the winner of the 2008 U.S. Presidential election. Gotta lock up those votes!

John McCain inspires…….fear.

August 30, 2008

I still think this isn’t as funny as some of the Obama parodies, or even as funny as a pro-Obama video, but hey, it’s still got some good points, and I like to consider myself an equal-opportunity offender who is solidly opposed to both candidates for President this election. John McCain makes me more than a wee bit nervous when it comes to war. He makes G-Dub seem like John Lennon. No, seriously.

After watching the pro-Obama “American Prayer” you’ll probably wonder if there is a God.

August 29, 2008

“I vomited, then crapped, and was waiting for the second wave of vomit….and that was just 30 seconds in….,” Jon.

That pretty much sums up this debacle. Even the most enthusiastic Obama supporter would have a hard time getting excited over this. Set aside the subpar lyrics, b-list lip synchers, and the pathetic comparison between Obama and MLK, Jr., it just doesn’t mean anything. I mean, it’s a bunch of poor metaphors that attempt to sound deep, but really add up to nothing. Ohhhh…….oh…yeah, ok, now I see why this is an Obama video.

George Costanza has hit a new low….