Obama and McCain already filing lawsuits as voting machines elect DRE700 as the first machine president in U.S. history. Bring on Skynet!
Posts Tagged ‘presidential election 2008’
Historic upset: Voting machines elect one of their own!
November 4, 2008Tags:ballots, Barack Obama, Conservatives, conspiracy, Democrats, disenfranchised voters, disenfranchisement, first machine president, Funny, GOP, hacking democracy, historic election, John McCain, Liberals, presidential election 2008, republicans, Sarah Palin, Satire, skynet, The Onion, the onion news network, voter fraud, voters, voting, voting machines
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Obama Vows to Stop America’s Shitty Jobs From Going Overseas
September 18, 2008Tags:ABC, Barack Obama, campaign promises, CBS, CNN, comedy, Conservatives, democracy, Democrats, economic policy, Economy, fox news, free trade, Funny, John McCain, labor unions, Liberals, msnbc, National Public Radio, NBC, NPR, out-sourcing, outsourcing, Parody, Politics, presidential election 2008, progressives, protectionism, race, republicans, Satire, sending jobs overseas, The Onion, vote, voting
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Lois Griffin from “Family Guy” learns how to truly win over voters
September 14, 2008McCain and Obama already have this strategy down, but in case anyone needs a refresher course.
Tags:9/11, Barack Obama, Campaign, Conservatives, Democrats, dnc, family guy, GOP, hot button issues, independent voters, John McCain, Liberals, lois griffin, peter griffin, presidential election 2008, progressives, republicans, rnc, seth macfarlane, stewie griffin, strategies, undecided voters, values, voting, who would jesus vote for
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430 New Demographics that Will Determine the 2008 Presidential Election
September 11, 2008The Onion dissects the key demographics that will determine the winner of the 2008 U.S. Presidential election. Gotta lock up those votes!
Tags:ABC, Barack Obama, Campaign, CBS, CNN, Democrats, demographics, elections, Fox, Funny, GOP, groups, Hillary Clinton, John McCain, Liberals, msnbc, NBC, Parody, presidential election 2008, Presidential Race, progressives, republicans, Satire, The Onion, voters, voting
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John McCain inspires…….fear.
August 30, 2008I still think this isn’t as funny as some of the Obama parodies, or even as funny as a pro-Obama video, but hey, it’s still got some good points, and I like to consider myself an equal-opportunity offender who is solidly opposed to both candidates for President this election. John McCain makes me more than a wee bit nervous when it comes to war. He makes G-Dub seem like John Lennon. No, seriously.
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After watching the pro-Obama “American Prayer” you’ll probably wonder if there is a God.
August 29, 2008“I vomited, then crapped, and was waiting for the second wave of vomit….and that was just 30 seconds in….,” Jon.
That pretty much sums up this debacle. Even the most enthusiastic Obama supporter would have a hard time getting excited over this. Set aside the subpar lyrics, b-list lip synchers, and the pathetic comparison between Obama and MLK, Jr., it just doesn’t mean anything. I mean, it’s a bunch of poor metaphors that attempt to sound deep, but really add up to nothing. Ohhhh…….oh…yeah, ok, now I see why this is an Obama video.
George Costanza has hit a new low….
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