Posts Tagged ‘Nude’

Beauty is in the eye of the……oh nevermind.

June 15, 2009

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Sent in by Tara, who denies taking this picture in her living room with her man friend.

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The Onion: Cosmo completes study on how to please your man

August 7, 2008

Very informative with possible Nobel prize implications.  The Onion News hosts dead-on portrayal of those vapid, empty-headed morning hosts on every major network deserves some type of award.

Stripping down to your underwear and running away: the new method of avoiding a simple traffic violation

July 20, 2008

Erie County Sheriff’s deputies were left scratching their heads Saturday after a man pulled over for a routine traffic stop on Grand Island suddenly ripped off his clothes and ran away.

At 8:41 a.m., a deputy pulled over the motorist on Grand Island Boulevard near Staley Road.

The driver, whose name was being withheld by authorities, inexplicably stripped down to his underpants and ran away on foot.

Sheriff’s deputies began a search for the man and were assisted by a U.S. Customs and Border Patrol helicopter. They were still searching for the man Saturday afternoon.

Deputies couldn’t understand why the man fled. They said he was facing only petty traffic violations.

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Shit happens: Manure thief falls into dung, flees nude.

June 27, 2008

BERLIN (Reuters) A woman trying to make “manure bombs” using stockings, slipped into a slurry tank and fled the scene naked, German police said Friday.

Two women entered a farm in the northern village of Eberholzen Wednesday evening and started to fill the stockings with manure.

“One of them slipped into the manure tank, right into the cow muck,” said a spokesman for local police. “The other one helped her out. We found their clothes in a field. One seems to have run off completely naked, the other in her underwear.”

Police said it was unclear what the women had intended to do with the “manure bombs,” but added the incident could be linked to victory celebrations surrounding the Euro 2008 semi-finals on Wednesday evening, when Germany beat Turkey 3-2.

“The women can get their clothes back from the local police station — unwashed,” the spokesman added.

(Reporting by Kerstin Gehmlich; Editing by Matthew Jones)
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World Naked Bike Ride

June 17, 2008

No joke. It’s exactly what it sounds like. Let me try to translate the above for you.

“Blah, blah, blah, blah, naked. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, hippe-crap”

This group has chapters around the world. I will provide a link to their website, you click at your own risk. Don’t view on an empty stomach.

I have so many logistical questions for these people. For example, is anyone worried about road rash? I’ve had that on my leg, and it’s not fun…..and w/out any clothing to take some of pain out of the slide, well…

Man gets stuck inside porta-potty……and not just in the door, but in the waste receptacle.

June 15, 2008

A man gets drunk and goes into a portable toilet and takes his clothes off. And then it gets weird…..

(AP) Rescue crews had to cut apart a portable toilet to rescue a man who got stuck naked inside the potty.

Authorities say 31-year-old Shannon Hunter, of Lebanon, Pa., used his cell phone to call 911 on Sunday from inside a portable toilet.

Police say Hunter had been drinking and had taken off his clothes. Somehow, he immersed himself in the holding tank.

Deputy fire commissioner Chris Miller told WPMT-TV, “I’ve been on the job in one form or fashion for 21 years, and this is the first port-a-potty rescue I’ve ever had.”

Police charged Hunter with public drunkenness and creating a health code violation, but they have no idea why he was in the toilet with his clothes off. They say he didn’t suffer any serious injuries.

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It’s a sad world when you can’t trust a nude maid you hired online to clean your house WITHOUT stealing something.

June 3, 2008

TAMPA – A nude maid is accused of really cleaning up at a Florida man’s home. The Hillsborough County Sheriff’s Office said a 50-year-old man hired the maid from the Internet on Friday to clean his Tampa home.

Authorities said the woman arrived at the home in a one-piece, light colored dress. She took off the dress and cleaned the house for $100-per-hour. Sheriff’s office spokeswoman Debbie Carter said the man told deputies he left the maid alone in the bedroom to clean.

When the man’s wife came home from vacation, she discovered $40,000 in jewelry missing from their bedroom. Police are still investigating.

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