Posts Tagged ‘NASCAR’

The English have rednecks, too? Proof: camper racing

May 3, 2009

How’d something this fun ever get approved in the Nanny state?  Coming to a KOA near you……

Kids atv-24 volts of POWER!

April 7, 2009

Kind of funny.  If only  the boy was wearing a wife beater and the girl had a terrible bleach job showing her roots.  Then it would have truly captured the spirit of power machines……or my family reunion.

Thanks to Pye for this one.  He claimed he hated the commercial but it was only because he’s too big to fit into the mini-vehicle he bought….

An unshaven chest is just a canvas waiting to be used…..

April 5, 2009

The Chive is one of of our new favorite blogs.  They post a wide range of reader-submitted photos which are typically hilarious and/or disturbing.   See samples below from a feature they ran February titled, “Shaved Body Hair Designs.” Kind of self-explanatory……

Sometimes rednecks make it so easy to make fun of them that it’s not even fun.

Well I don’t really see what’s odd about this one

“Untitled”

Be sure to check out the full collection of shaved body hair designs here.

Drifting through a race track is no way to…wait…no, actually that’s pretty cool.

January 14, 2009

This guy has some crazy skills.  Watch how close he gets to the pit walls on straight aways.

For Bob:  Math teacher by trade, auto-crosser by birth.

Humiliating Halloween costumes for your dog

October 26, 2008

VH1’s show, Best Week Ever, released a list of 10 humiliating costumes for your dog.  Maybe they were being too harsh.  Perhaps some of these costumes might give your “kid” the self-esteem boost it needs.

Batman, from The Dark Knight.

Spongebob Square Pants

NASCAR fan

Cheerleader

See the remaining costumes at Best Week Ever.

Beer for My Horses-all you need to know is that it stars Toby Keith AND Ted Nugent

July 22, 2008

Guns, explosions…more guns. Check out the promo poster.

Official Film website

Trailer…..less than 3 weeks to go. You were warned.

Waffle House wedding

July 16, 2008

It’s certainly original, no arguments there. Funny or Die has a slideshow from the wedding. Check them out here.

DACULA – As the famous twang of Hank Williams Jr. blasted from an SUV stereo Friday afternoon, about 30 folks socialized, sipped soda and puffed on cigarettes.

No, this wasn’t a Fourth of July backyard barbecue. It was the run-up to a wedding.

In a Waffle House parking lot.

The lucky couple, George “Bubba” Mathis and Pamela Christian – both 23 and employees at the Dacula diner located at the Ga. Highway 316/U.S. Highway 29 interchange – wouldn’t have it any other way.

“I don’t know, it’s something different,” Mathis said while fixing his tie prior to the ceremony.

For years, the couple tried to marry on their Independence Day anniversary. But the bride was always scheduled to work. Instead of waiting any longer – she got the day off at the last minute; Mathis had to report for the morning shift – the couple of nine years decided to seal the deal at work.

The result was what a NASCAR tailgate might be like if Hank Jr. himself stopped by with all his rowdy friends: Loud and proud – country music, storytelling and plenty of Dale Earnhardt paraphernalia – and not an iota of pretentiousness.

Shortly after exchanging vows under the shade of a tree next to the parking lot, both man and wife let out sighs of relief as they picked up their two little blonde girls and chatted with family and friends. But there was not time to relax – the wedding cake had to be cut inside.

“It’s been crazy, madness,” the bride said. “Finally, everything worked out.”

Standing nearby, the father of the newly minted Mrs. Pamela Mathis, William Christopher, wondered if anyone had videotaped the ceremony. He wants to send it in to CMT.

“I think it’s pretty redneck myself,” he said, laughing. “But I’m a redneck anyway, so.”

The couple plans to honeymoon Monday and Tuesday, but then it’s back to work.

The destination?

“I don’t know yet,” Mathis said.

Source

Schoolbus figure 8 racing rule #1: There are no rules. Rule #2: If there is any doubt, always refer to rule #1

June 21, 2008

“I really don’t want to drive, but I had my best friend O.D. this morning and my dad had a stroke, so now I’m driving.” Cheesewagon Derby documentary website.

Budweiser, the crappiest of American beers, to possibly be purchased by a European beer company?!?!

June 12, 2008

Budweiser, while a terrible, terrible beer, is apparently being courted by Belgian Brewer InBev. Fear not, loyal Bud drinkers, if approved, the sale won’t result in a better taste, or really any taste, being added to your beer. Knock back a cold bottle of piss and read this.

Here’s to hoping they at least keep great commercials like this one coming.