Steve the Drunken Lawnmower Man: The Final Act

Dear Steve the Drunken Lawnmower Man,

I want to thank you for the many laughs I have had watching you and your arrest video footage.  Some would condemn your first offense of driving a lawnmower while intoxicated, but I am not one of them.  And others, far more pious than I, would scold you for being arrested a second time for a lawnmower DUI.  I will not judge you for those crimes.  However, Steve, you get no sympathy from me for your final offense.  Just.  Plain.  Dumb.

Smoking Marijuana: Now You can be an Olympic Gold-Medalist, too!

I see a great marketing opportunity here….

Sent in by Jon and available at Some Ecards

Unseen 2nd camera angle proves Michael Phelps is a total jerk.

Thanks to MagicHugs.com for retrieving this previously unseen 2nd camera. Michael Phelps isn’t such a good sport. Video evidence that there’s some sort of cover-up going on here…..

Why I Didn’t Make the Olympics