Posts Tagged ‘Lyrics’

Your Tuesday WTF video

June 15, 2009

This is disturbing on several levels.  Stare into his eyes, and I dare you to not find yourself drawn to this mysterious stranger.  See more random nonsensical videos and pictures at Picture is Unrelated.  NSFW lyrics.

Courtesy of Jonathon…he obviously doesn’t like any of you if he’d want this posted.

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Beatles Tube-pure awesomeness for Beatles nerds such as myself

May 17, 2009

Beatles Tube brings nearly all of The Beatles songs together on one site.  You can watch music videos and live performances of The Beatles music, with lyrics included as well as background info.

Check out a live performance of “Act Naturally” from The Beatles performance on The Ed Sullivan Show from 1965.

Also check out Stones Tube, U2 Tube, Queen Tube.

Thanks to Erik for sending this one in.

Lil Wayne named “lyricist” of the year by BET

October 20, 2008

We love Lil Wayne here at Your Daily Chum.  Not for any artistic contribution he makes of course, but more for his wonderful candor.  The petite Wayne was named “Lyricst of the Year” at BET’s Hip-Hop Awards in Atlanta Saturday. Does this speak worse of BET or hip-hop in general? Take a look at the lyrics from “I’m a Beast” to see how Wayne locked up this honor. Move over Shakespeare….

“I’m a Beast”

[Verse 1:]
Rappin Is My Hobby, My House Has A Lobby
My Bitches Act Snobby because I Feed Them Thousands
I Kno That Didn’t Rhyme but Im Only Being Honest
You cant Pay Me In Cash now Im Only Seein Commas.
I Swear I got On Saks 5th Boxers Right Now
Im Tryna Milk The Game As If The Game Was A Cow
I Had A Eddie Bauer Expedition 7 Years Ago
My Grandma Used To Tell Me That She Swear I Been Here Befo.
I Used To Wear Braids Like Jasons Lyric,Whoa
Spent A Bundle On The Cross Because Iam Spi-Ri-Tual
And I Can Never Pass A Physical…I Stay High,
High As The Voice Of Akon!
And Make Mine A Straight wit No Chase
Hold The Ice… I Got Enuff On Ne Way
And Wen They See The Boy They Hyperventilate
I Got Them Runnin After Me Like Im About To Win A Race.

[Chorus:]
Ima Beast, Ima Dog.
Bitch Ima Beast, Ho Ima Dog
Yea U Kno That Im A Beast, Ima Dog
Ima Beast, Ho Ima Dog. You Know That

[Verse 2:]
Never Entertain The Suckas Wit The Hatin Bidness(Nah Never Did That)
Im On A Yacht Playin Table Tennis
Expensive Lenin,Women Sinning
Adultery… Compulsively
Im An Arsenist On The Beat…Blaze Fire
The Door Close To The Booth I Feel Like A Caged Lion(Rawr)
Yea, Let Me Loose(Rawr) Now Let Me Get’em(Rawr)
Cuz I Aint Goin Back And Forth Like Badmitton
No I Will Never Drop The Ball Like Badmitton
And I Aint Being Conceited Im Just Ad-Mittin
I Flow Cocky… Got Hand Rhythm
I Got This Bitch On Lock Like San Quentin
Im Tough Daddy Whats Poppin Gangsta(Bloods!)
[Sirens In The Background]
Im Tryna Keep My Pockets Fat Like Opera Singers

So Sharp If U Touch Me Ill Chop Ya Fingers
Im On Top Of The Game
Like Helicopter Angles
I See U Niggas, I Hope U Havin Fun
I Hope U Have A Gun(Gunshot) This Shit Is Crazy
Its Little Baby, Im Here To Take It
And Its Lookin Vacant. Cuz…
[Sirens End]

[Chorus x2]

Ok… Now Ima Go Off On’em
At First I Was Goin Soft On’em
But Now Its Time To Go Hard!
Bustin… Bangin Boguard[?]
Take A Shit In Yo Yard
Take A Piss On Yo Broad
Make A List Of Yo Boyz
And Go And Murder Them All(Haha)
Life Is A Short A Midget Told Me That
And I Alllways Thought I Was Fly Like I Had A Pidgeon On My Back
But I Got Decisions On My Back
Vision On My Back
So Dont You Ever Run Up On Me I Got Precision Wit That Gat
I Dont Rat-Ta-Tat-Tat-Tat
All I Got To Do Is Tat!
Bet I Hit My Tar-Get
Like A Fuckin Dart Mat
My Address Is Cloud Nine
See And U Shall Find
Weezy On Da Grind
Im About My Frankensteins
U Kno Me, From My Lincolns To My Franklins
See I Make That Money Stretch And Connect Like An Anklet
keep them Bitches Runnin In Out My House Like A Banquet
And I Dont Even Speak Their Language… Ahahah
And If The Bitch Boyfrend Get Angry
Then My Niggas Turn Around And Tell His Whole Clique
Fuck That Nigga, Pussy Ass Nigga
Fuck That Nigga!! Yea!

[Chorus x2: To The End]

Via Yahoo.

“Yellow Ledbetter” by Pearl Jam. Now possibly ruined for you.

May 23, 2008

I have no idea what most of the lyrics are to the song. I like the song, so I probably shouldn’t have watched this video.