I want to thank you for the many laughs I have had watching you and your arrest video footage. Some would condemn your first offense of driving a lawnmower while intoxicated, but I am not one of them. And others, far more pious than I, would scold you for being arrested a second time for a lawnmower DUI. I will not judge you for those crimes. However, Steve, you get no sympathy from me for your final offense. Just. Plain. Dumb.
Steve just can’t catch a break. He’s already been arrested driving drunk on his lawnmower once before. One would think Steve would learn his lesson. One would be wrong.
Special dedication to Vitamin E as she’s not only a huge fan of Steve the Drunken Lawnmower Man, but she also spent all day cleaning her basement after there was a sewage backup on her street. Ewww…..
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