Posts Tagged ‘krusty the clown’

Hate clowns but want to them to scare you anyway? Ante-up you sadists.

February 19, 2009

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I hate clowns.  With a passion.  I could bid on this, but would probably end up facing homicide charges after killing said clown.  Some enterprising individual decided to put his services up for bid on Ebay.  Take a look at some of the description of the service you can bid on.

Afraid of Clowns? Ever see a movie with a creepy clown and get scared to death? Believe it or not, there are people out there who like to be scared……..~CLOWNS~!!!! I will dress up as a clown and scare you for 3 days STRAIGHT, everywhere you go, I will follow, dressed as a clown. When you least expect it – BOOM!!! There I’ll be to creeper you out! This is something you will only want to experience once. LIVE your SCARIEST MOVIE SCENES! Included in this auction, is my travel expenses to wherever you live to give you 3 days of creepy, clowny excitement! BID NOW AND EXPERIENCE this once in a lifetime Thrill…. Are you Brave Enough? *This is meant for entertainment purposes only, no harm will come to you from this, just scariest thrill of a lifetime!

Place your bid on Ebay now.

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Clowns try to earn their way out of an inevitable trip to Hell by throwing free car wash.

September 8, 2008

Probability of success extremely low as even Jesus is creeped out by Clowns.  The Real Life Community Church Clowns of Hagerstown, PA gave a free car wash on Aug. 23 to anyone looking for a good scare and a clean car.  Wouldn’t you stop if you see that cheery guy in the picture waving to you?  More here.