Posts Tagged ‘kraft’

1200 lbs. of cheese carved to make a Statue of Liberty sculpture

August 28, 2008

And captured with time-lapse photography for your viewing pleasure. I wish they hadn’t captured the atrocious music though. This gentleman, Troy Landwehr, is actually referred to as a “Champion Cheese Carver.” Signs you live in an opulent society:

1. Very, very large man.

2. Said large man has time and energy to devote to carving, not eating, a food for public display.

3. Once said sculpture is displayed, the unwashed masses not only don’t stone the large man to death for wasting food, they honor him with the title of “Champion.”

1200 lbs. of cheese+overweight man+Statue of Liberty=

America, F##k Yeah! (extremely NSFW language)