Posts Tagged ‘john wayne gacy jr.’

Hate clowns but want to them to scare you anyway? Ante-up you sadists.

February 19, 2009

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I hate clowns.  With a passion.  I could bid on this, but would probably end up facing homicide charges after killing said clown.  Some enterprising individual decided to put his services up for bid on Ebay.  Take a look at some of the description of the service you can bid on.

Afraid of Clowns? Ever see a movie with a creepy clown and get scared to death? Believe it or not, there are people out there who like to be scared……..~CLOWNS~!!!! I will dress up as a clown and scare you for 3 days STRAIGHT, everywhere you go, I will follow, dressed as a clown. When you least expect it – BOOM!!! There I’ll be to creeper you out! This is something you will only want to experience once. LIVE your SCARIEST MOVIE SCENES! Included in this auction, is my travel expenses to wherever you live to give you 3 days of creepy, clowny excitement! BID NOW AND EXPERIENCE this once in a lifetime Thrill…. Are you Brave Enough? *This is meant for entertainment purposes only, no harm will come to you from this, just scariest thrill of a lifetime!

Place your bid on Ebay now.

Reasons why clowns are evil #1,423: The U.S. stock market collapse

November 18, 2008

The don’t even bother concealing it anymore, the pompous bastards. Look at them laugh at the misfortune of millions of Americans. I might be exaggerating a bit, and the above picture might be representatives of the Big Apple Circus ringing the opening bell at the New York Stock Exchange this past Friday. Either way, I hate clowns.

Via New York Post

“John Wayne Gacy, Jr.” by Sufjan Stevens

October 19, 2008

A hauntingly beautiful song accompanied by some rather disturbing educational films from the 1950’s.