New Geico commercial featuring Mrs. Butterworth makes me crave pancakes and whatever it is Geico sells.

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again:  Geico has the best commercials.  I’ll buy their products without even hesitating.  It’s weight loss products, right?

Insured celebrity body parts

I’m thinking it’s her eyelashes.

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The Onion News Network: Most Children Oppose Healthcare

A recent survey of children found that they are overwhelmingly opposed to increased doctor visits and vaccinations.

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