Budweiser, the crappiest of American beers, to possibly be purchased by a European beer company?!?!

Budweiser, while a terrible, terrible beer, is apparently being courted by Belgian Brewer InBev. Fear not, loyal Bud drinkers, if approved, the sale won’t result in a better taste, or really any taste, being added to your beer. Knock back a cold bottle of piss and read this.

Here’s to hoping they at least keep great commercials like this one coming.