“River” by Joni Mitchell

“I’ll Be Home for Christmas” by Elvis Presley

The Hanukkah Song by Adam Sandler

“Away in a Manger” by The Innocence Mission

Rambo Bells-Another Christmas song you won’t be able to stop humming.

Soon to be a holiday favorite, provided your holiday involves an outrageous amount of gratuitous violence.

Surefire Christmas gift: A (bleep) in a Box

“Jingle Bombs” by Achmed the Dead Terrorist

A heart-warming song.

One of Jeff and Achmed’s earlier stand-up routines.

“Christmas in Hollis” by Run-DMC

A classic Christmas song featured in the best Christmas movie of all-time, Die Hard.