I want to thank you for the many laughs I have had watching you and your arrest video footage. Some would condemn your first offense of driving a lawnmower while intoxicated, but I am not one of them. And others, far more pious than I, would scold you for being arrested a second time for a lawnmower DUI. I will not judge you for those crimes. However, Steve, you get no sympathy from me for your final offense. Just. Plain. Dumb.
Steve just can’t catch a break. He’s already been arrested driving drunk on his lawnmower once before. One would think Steve would learn his lesson. One would be wrong.
Special dedication to Vitamin E as she’s not only a huge fan of Steve the Drunken Lawnmower Man, but she also spent all day cleaning her basement after there was a sewage backup on her street. Ewww…..
Perhaps this is a hoax? I really hope it’s not……so stinking funny. I don’t think Randy understands the concept of video dating. It sounds like he found out Janice, his ex-girlfriend, was using a video dating service to find new suitors. So, Randy did what we’d all do in his situation. He goes to the video dating service and makes a tape just describing Janice. Great intentions, but very, very poor execution.
NORTH POLE, Alaska – Alaska State Troopers used lights and sirens to apprehend a North Pole man suspected of driving under the influence after he allegedly led them on a slow-speed chase that covered several lawns.
Sunday’s pursuit lasted about 200 feet and reached speeds of up to 5 mph before a trooper got out of a cruiser and told the man to stop.
Troopers received a call early Sunday complaining of an intoxicated man driving a mower. They said Wyatt Lewis’s blood-alcohol content was 0.18 percent, more than twice the legal limit of 0.08 percent.
Driving a lawnmower while drunk qualifies for a DUI charge. Lewis was also charged with failure to stop at the direction of a peace officer.
No phone number was listed for Lewis in North Pole and a message left with the Fairbanks Correctional Center on Tuesday was not immediately returned.
VAN BUREN, Ark. — A man accused of assaulting and tying up his mother because he was reportedly mad about the death of his pet skunk has been arrested in Waldron, authorities said.
Authorities say 35-year-old Scott Tolles Sullivan was arrested early Saturday in Waldron. He is being held without bail in Van Buren. Authorities say he hid from police in an attic and was arrested after police shot him with a bean bag gun.
Sullivan’s mother, 56-year-old Maria Sullivan, called police Wednesday night after freeing herself from duct tape and rope, authorities said. Maria Sullivan told police that her son became upset when he learned that her dog killed his pet skunk.
According to police, Sullivan said her son hit her with a homemade club and tied her up. She says Scott Sullivan also tied up a 14-year-old disabled boy who is under her care.
Scott Sullivan was arrested on suspicion of two counts of kidnapping and domestic battery.
“I really don’t want to drive, but I had my best friend O.D. this morning and my dad had a stroke, so now I’m driving.” Cheesewagon Derby documentary website.