Happy Festivus! Your guide to understanding a wonderful holiday.

I’ve got a lot of grievances to air this year, too….

After watching the pro-Obama “American Prayer” you’ll probably wonder if there is a God.

“I vomited, then crapped, and was waiting for the second wave of vomit….and that was just 30 seconds in….,” Jon.

That pretty much sums up this debacle. Even the most enthusiastic Obama supporter would have a hard time getting excited over this. Set aside the subpar lyrics, b-list lip synchers, and the pathetic comparison between Obama and MLK, Jr., it just doesn’t mean anything. I mean, it’s a bunch of poor metaphors that attempt to sound deep, but really add up to nothing. Ohhhh…….oh…yeah, ok, now I see why this is an Obama video.

George Costanza has hit a new low….