Posts Tagged ‘fox news’

Vasectomies Are No Laughing Matter

September 9, 2008

Closely cropped video leads to female anchor slamming her co-host.

And, she continues….

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Triumph the Insult Comic Dog visits the Republican National Convention

September 9, 2008

The Onion: Cosmo completes study on how to please your man

August 7, 2008

Very informative with possible Nobel prize implications.  The Onion News hosts dead-on portrayal of those vapid, empty-headed morning hosts on every major network deserves some type of award.

“Pussy Galore”…how Fox News covers the story of a 44 lb. cat

July 31, 2008

Good lord those Fox news women are almost unbearable to listen to.  But, here’s the story of Princess Chunk, a 44 lb. cat from southern New Jersey.  That’s a fat cat.  Watch the label change around the 0:17 second mark.  Fox News…..oh, what’s the point….

The Onion: ‘No Values Voters’ Search For Most Evil Candidate

July 17, 2008

“I like that Obama did coke and McCain probably killed some guys in Vietnam, you know, but for me, it’s just not enough.”

Perhaps a 3rd party race is warranted?

Actual headline: Arkansas Man Arrested for Kidnapping, Beating Mother Over Death of Pet Skunk

June 25, 2008

Original story

VAN BUREN, Ark. — A man accused of assaulting and tying up his mother because he was reportedly mad about the death of his pet skunk has been arrested in Waldron, authorities said.

Authorities say 35-year-old Scott Tolles Sullivan was arrested early Saturday in Waldron. He is being held without bail in Van Buren. Authorities say he hid from police in an attic and was arrested after police shot him with a bean bag gun.

Sullivan’s mother, 56-year-old Maria Sullivan, called police Wednesday night after freeing herself from duct tape and rope, authorities said. Maria Sullivan told police that her son became upset when he learned that her dog killed his pet skunk.

According to police, Sullivan said her son hit her with a homemade club and tied her up. She says Scott Sullivan also tied up a 14-year-old disabled boy who is under her care.

Scott Sullivan was arrested on suspicion of two counts of kidnapping and domestic battery.

The Onion News Network: Most Children Oppose Healthcare

June 24, 2008

A recent survey of children found that they are overwhelmingly opposed to increased doctor visits and vaccinations.

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