Shit happens: Manure thief falls into dung, flees nude.

BERLIN (Reuters) A woman trying to make “manure bombs” using stockings, slipped into a slurry tank and fled the scene naked, German police said Friday.

Two women entered a farm in the northern village of Eberholzen Wednesday evening and started to fill the stockings with manure.

“One of them slipped into the manure tank, right into the cow muck,” said a spokesman for local police. “The other one helped her out. We found their clothes in a field. One seems to have run off completely naked, the other in her underwear.”

Police said it was unclear what the women had intended to do with the “manure bombs,” but added the incident could be linked to victory celebrations surrounding the Euro 2008 semi-finals on Wednesday evening, when Germany beat Turkey 3-2.

“The women can get their clothes back from the local police station — unwashed,” the spokesman added.

(Reporting by Kerstin Gehmlich; Editing by Matthew Jones)
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Video footage of storm system near the semi-famous photo taken near Lori Mehmen’s farm in Iowa.

Earlier this week we featured a photo taken of a very ominous-looking cloud just above Lori Mehmen’s farm. A reader pointed us to a home video shot of the same storm system from a different angle. Every since I was a child I’ve loved severe storms. Take a look.

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A Federal judge is overseeing a pornagraphy case involving bestiality. Guess what was found on his computer and website?

Chief Judge Alex Kozinski of the 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals on having a video of a “half-dressed man cavorting with a sexually aroused farm animal” on his personal website:

“I think it’s odd and interesting. It’s part of life.”

Huh….ok. Get your mind out of the udder and read the full story.