Posts Tagged ‘ebay’

Hate clowns but want to them to scare you anyway? Ante-up you sadists.

February 19, 2009

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I hate clowns.  With a passion.  I could bid on this, but would probably end up facing homicide charges after killing said clown.  Some enterprising individual decided to put his services up for bid on Ebay.  Take a look at some of the description of the service you can bid on.

Afraid of Clowns? Ever see a movie with a creepy clown and get scared to death? Believe it or not, there are people out there who like to be scared……..~CLOWNS~!!!! I will dress up as a clown and scare you for 3 days STRAIGHT, everywhere you go, I will follow, dressed as a clown. When you least expect it – BOOM!!! There I’ll be to creeper you out! This is something you will only want to experience once. LIVE your SCARIEST MOVIE SCENES! Included in this auction, is my travel expenses to wherever you live to give you 3 days of creepy, clowny excitement! BID NOW AND EXPERIENCE this once in a lifetime Thrill…. Are you Brave Enough? *This is meant for entertainment purposes only, no harm will come to you from this, just scariest thrill of a lifetime!

Place your bid on Ebay now.

Buy Dwight Schrute’s Nissan X-Terra NOW! Do it! Buy it NOW!

June 14, 2008


Funny, the actual Nissan X-Terra that Dwight Schrute purchased from Andy Bernard, and then turned around and posted it on Ebay, is now for sale….on Ebay. Bid now!