Posts Tagged ‘Democrats’

Your Daily Chum skips voting: Roughly 50% of the nation is outraged when Obama loses.

October 29, 2008

Presumption levels at an all-time high when Chum Master skips voting and pundits blame him for Obama’s loss.  He wasn’t voting for him anyway….or his war-mongering opponent.  Catch the exclusive video and send out customized announcements yourself.

Your Daily Chum rocks political world with grassroots presidential campaign

October 19, 2008

Candidate running on a campaign to decriminalize marijuana and recriminalize Michael Bay is skyrocketing up the polls! Surprise announcement here!

Props to The Dogg for starting this campaign.

Smoke the Vote

October 19, 2008

Courtesy of SomeEcards.

Republicrat Economic Bailout Plan ignored by mainstream media

October 13, 2008

More sound political advice from Republicrat Presidential-nominee Sean Masterson.  I’m going with the Family Pack.

Obama Vows to Stop America’s Shitty Jobs From Going Overseas

September 18, 2008

Lois Griffin from “Family Guy” learns how to truly win over voters

September 14, 2008

McCain and Obama already have this strategy down, but in case anyone needs a refresher course.

Economists Warn Anti-Bush Product Market to Collapse

September 14, 2008

There’s nobody to blame but George Bush for the impending collapse of the anti-Bush product market.

430 New Demographics that Will Determine the 2008 Presidential Election

September 11, 2008

The Onion dissects the key demographics that will determine the winner of the 2008 U.S. Presidential election. Gotta lock up those votes!

Sarah Palin Action Figures Available Now

September 9, 2008

Hero Builders bring you the Sarah Palin action figure. Comes with hunting rifle and baby carriage.

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog visits the Republican National Convention

September 9, 2008