“Emily”-your creepy animation for the day

Emily is a creepy girl who can do whatever she would like, find out why.

Original theatrical trailer for “Halloween” from 1978

This music still creeps me out.

Clowns try to earn their way out of an inevitable trip to Hell by throwing free car wash.

Probability of success extremely low as even Jesus is creeped out by Clowns.  The Real Life Community Church Clowns of Hagerstown, PA gave a free car wash on Aug. 23 to anyone looking for a good scare and a clean car.  Wouldn’t you stop if you see that cheery guy in the picture waving to you?  More here.

“Loose Joints”-a 1 minute film

Vintage sex education tape for people with disablities: referred to as “trainables”

NSFW..probably.  Very, very creepy.

Creepy…very creepy Amy Grant music video: “It’s Not a Song”

I have a longstanding war with a good friend of mine. We send mortifying videos back and forth to one another. He apparently didn’t appreciate my dedicating B4-4’s ghastly video for “Get Down” to him, so he responded in kind with this awful video by Amy Grant. It’s got cheesy music (a must for our long-running feud) as well as 1980’s graphics, and a very bizarre concept which features Amy walking through a junkyard late at night while homeless people go all West-Side story on her ass. Naturally, the video concludes with Amy wandering into a retirement home where the residents have terrifying old person masks. Priceless.

You can thank Jon for this. What he had intended for evil…well, I also intend for evil, but towards all of you that read this.

Baby laughing in slow motion will haunt your dreams

Free puppy!

Just received this email from a friend, in case anyone is interested.

My neighbor has a puppy he’s giving away (FREE!).
It’s a Dachshund, it’s house broken, and it’s great with kids.
He’s giving it away because his wife says the dog ‘stares’ at her when she is undressing ,
And that gives her the ‘Heebie Jeebies’. I think she is just weird!
If you’re interested, or know someone who is, let me know.

Here’s a picture of the dog.