Posts Tagged ‘craptastic’

Best martial-arts fight scene EVER

May 20, 2009

Just……just awesome.  So very bad that it’s brilliant.  Terrible camera work, inexpensive gore, bad fight choreography, and 1 awesome line delivered after the bad guy has been dispatched.  This is a must watch from the film Undefeatable.

Many, many thanks to Abe for sending this in….

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Shark Week continues: “Shark in Venice” starring Stephen Baldwin

May 13, 2009

Yesterday we featured a terrible film coming out this summer, Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus.  Today we bring you an equally crappy shark-themed disaster flick, Shark in Venice.  Hard to believe Stephen Baldwin was in one of my favorite films of all time, The Usual Suspects.

Official Trailer with superb acting all around

Just one of the many riveting shark attack sequences.  They *might* have used just a bit of stock footage here.

“Freight Train” by Nitro manages to encapsulate everything that sucked about 1980’s hair metal in a single video.

November 11, 2008

As unbearable as it may seem, you must watch it all.  Learn from this people, for this can never be allowed to happen again.  Ever.