Posts Tagged ‘Clowns’

The original trailer from “Killer Klowns from Outer Space.”

March 8, 2009

From the 1988 cult classic…….

The only thing farfetched about this is the notions of space aliens.  Clowns are of course evil by nature of course.

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Hate clowns but want to them to scare you anyway? Ante-up you sadists.

February 19, 2009

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I hate clowns.  With a passion.  I could bid on this, but would probably end up facing homicide charges after killing said clown.  Some enterprising individual decided to put his services up for bid on Ebay.  Take a look at some of the description of the service you can bid on.

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Reasons why clowns are evil #1,423: The U.S. stock market collapse

November 18, 2008

The don’t even bother concealing it anymore, the pompous bastards. Look at them laugh at the misfortune of millions of Americans. I might be exaggerating a bit, and the above picture might be representatives of the Big Apple Circus ringing the opening bell at the New York Stock Exchange this past Friday. Either way, I hate clowns.

Via New York Post

Clowns try to earn their way out of an inevitable trip to Hell by throwing free car wash.

September 8, 2008

Probability of success extremely low as even Jesus is creeped out by Clowns.  The Real Life Community Church Clowns of Hagerstown, PA gave a free car wash on Aug. 23 to anyone looking for a good scare and a clean car.  Wouldn’t you stop if you see that cheery guy in the picture waving to you?  More here.

“Amusement” movie trailer-more proof that clowns are flat out evil.

June 23, 2008

Official Website of “Amusement”

Balloon animals are just the beginning

June 10, 2008

Yep, that’s “Halo’s” Master Chief made entirely of balloons. Cool…but very creepy at the same time. I imagine there’s an unholy alliance between clowns, magicians (balloon-character makers), and mimes. I can’t put my finger on it, but hey, it was no coincidence that John Wayne Gacy, Jr. dressed up as a clown to lure his victims. Anyway, ck. out a few of the cool creations, and follow the link to see even more. Down with mylar!