The original trailer from “Killer Klowns from Outer Space.”

From the 1988 cult classic…….

The only thing farfetched about this is the notions of space aliens.  Clowns are of course evil by nature of course.

Hate clowns but want to them to scare you anyway? Ante-up you sadists.

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Reasons why clowns are evil #1,423: The U.S. stock market collapse

The don’t even bother concealing it anymore, the pompous bastards. Look at them laugh at the misfortune of millions of Americans. I might be exaggerating a bit, and the above picture might be representatives of the Big Apple Circus ringing the opening bell at the New York Stock Exchange this past Friday. Either way, I hate clowns.

Via New York Post

Clowns try to earn their way out of an inevitable trip to Hell by throwing free car wash.

Probability of success extremely low as even Jesus is creeped out by Clowns.  The Real Life Community Church Clowns of Hagerstown, PA gave a free car wash on Aug. 23 to anyone looking for a good scare and a clean car.  Wouldn’t you stop if you see that cheery guy in the picture waving to you?  More here.

“Amusement” movie trailer-more proof that clowns are flat out evil.

Official Website of “Amusement”

Balloon animals are just the beginning

Yep, that’s “Halo’s” Master Chief made entirely of balloons. Cool…but very creepy at the same time. I imagine there’s an unholy alliance between clowns, magicians (balloon-character makers), and mimes. I can’t put my finger on it, but hey, it was no coincidence that John Wayne Gacy, Jr. dressed up as a clown to lure his victims. Anyway, ck. out a few of the cool creations, and follow the link to see even more. Down with mylar!