Posts Tagged ‘christmas’

Even chimpanzees are afraid of Santa.

January 5, 2009

Sure this is a little late, but how could I not pass this on?

Thanks to Abe….which is very close to Ape.  Weird…

Via Worth 1000

“Secret Santa”-You’ve never seen Santa kick so much butt.

December 24, 2008

Santa as a secret agent out to save the world….he gets the job done, only he doesn’t play by the rules.

“I swore an oath to deliver presents to the good boys and girls of this planet on Christmas Eve….I never said I was a saint.”

“Let Me Sleep” by Pearl Jam

December 24, 2008

Happy Festivus! Your guide to understanding a wonderful holiday.

December 23, 2008

I’ve got a lot of grievances to air this year, too….

From The Onion: Parent Mad 6-Year-Old Didn’t Like Peanuts Special

December 21, 2008

Parent Mad 6-Year-Old Didn’t Like Peanuts Special

December 19, 2001 | Issue 37•46

ROSE HILL, VA—Bruce Pillard, 34, was angered Tuesday over his 6-year-old daughter’s indifferent reaction to A Charlie Brown Christmas. “That show is a classic and an annual tradition!” an incensed Pillard told daughter Courtney after watching the program on CBS. “It is not ‘boring,’ and the voices do not sound ‘weird.’ What the hell is wrong with you?” Courtney was sent to her room for the remainder of the evening.

Oh how The Chum Master loves The Onion.

“Rare Exports 2-Safety Instructions”-possibly cooler than the first film

December 18, 2008

We brought you Rare Exports yesterday, detailing the true story of how Father Christmases, or Santa Clauses as they’re commonly known in the U.S., come to be captured and trained. Now witness the very dire consequences of what happens when ignorant people do not respect the power and fury of Father Christmas.  Not for the faint of heart.

“Rare Exports”-the coolest short film about hunting Santa you will EVER SEE.

December 17, 2008

This is a very high quality short. Great concept, and finely executed. If you have kids around that still believe Santa is a jovial fat man, I’d suggest not letting them watch this.  Partial nudity of a wild man.

Merry Christmas from Darth Vader, Freddy Krueger, Hannibal Lecter, Chucky, and many others….

December 14, 2008

There aren’t words to describe the awesomeness contained within this one Direct TV commercial…

Scary Santas-Another holiday tradition

December 11, 2008

View even more at the Chicago Tribune.

“Hey Ya” and Charlie Brown Christmas Mashup

December 11, 2008

Not bad.