Knives (of unspecified origins) vs. Cops (of Canadien origin)

Very odd training video from Canada, detailing the dangers to cops from knives.

The luckiest, and most polite, beaver you’ll ever meet.

A very friendly beaver welcomes people to Canada.

Squirrel-Skunk love child braves taunts of other forest creatures simply to “collect nuts like all the other squirrels do.”

The squirrel in the photograph above resides near Sauble Beach in the South Bruce Penninsula of Canada. Local homeowners were surprised by squirrel’s unusually coloring. So they snapped some pics of the squirrel at the park.

The newspaper running this story, The Record, suggests that this is a piebald squirrel

— the term piebald applies to any animal displaying depigmented white fur.

The condition is genetically tied in to the development of the animal’s nervous system. According to some sources, it’s most common in horses but does affect other species.

Your Daily Chum readers are far too savvy to fall for such an obvious lie. Let’s face it, the squirrel is the byproduct of an ages-old situation. Let me explain.

One opportunistic Frenchman

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One lonely female seeking the love she never received from her father

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One unplanned offspring who will feel a stranger in both worlds.

So very sad.

Via The Record

Creepy Canadian government “anti-accident” commercials.

These are so scary I pulled my touke down over my eyes.  A collection of 5 commercials put out by the Canadian government under the “Prevent It” campaign to raise awareness of common accidents.  Putting ketchup on Kraft Macaroni and Cheese and attending a Barenaked Ladies concert strangely absent.

Canadian court overrules father’s grounding of his daughter

First thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers.
–William Shakespeare

First, the father banned his 12-year-old daughter from going online after she posted photos of herself on a dating site. Then she allegedly had a row with her stepmother, so the father said his girl couldn’t go on a school trip.

The girl took the matter to the court – and won what lawyers say was an unprecedented judgment.

Madam Justice Suzanne Tessier of the Quebec Superior Court ruled on Friday that the father couldn’t discipline his daughter by barring her from the school trip.

“She’s becoming a big girl. … It’s a unique event in her life,” Ms. Fortin said. (girl’s lawyer_

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