Retro-Campaigning: Michael Dukakis for President commerical from1988

This campaign commercial reminds me of one of the old Miller Lite ads.

Lois Griffin from “Family Guy” learns how to truly win over voters

McCain and Obama already have this strategy down, but in case anyone needs a refresher course.

430 New Demographics that Will Determine the 2008 Presidential Election

The Onion dissects the key demographics that will determine the winner of the 2008 U.S. Presidential election. Gotta lock up those votes!

The Onion: ‘No Values Voters’ Search For Most Evil Candidate

“I like that Obama did coke and McCain probably killed some guys in Vietnam, you know, but for me, it’s just not enough.”

Perhaps a 3rd party race is warranted?

John McCain’s wife speaks…oh..no, no, I meant his FIRST wife…the one he left after she was in a near fatal car accident

Ted Sampley, who fought with US Special Forces in Vietnam and is now a leading campaigner for veterans’ rights, said: ‘I have been following John McCain’s career for nearly 20 years. I know him personally. There is something wrong with this guy and let me tell you what it is – deceit.

‘When he came home and saw that Carol was not the beauty he left behind, he started running around on her almost right away. Everybody around him knew it.

‘Eventually he met Cindy and she was young and beautiful and very wealthy. At that point McCain just dumped Carol for something he thought was better.

‘This is a guy who makes such a big deal about his character. He has no character. He is a fake. If there was any character in that first marriage, it all belonged to Carol.’

Full story here.