Posts Tagged ‘breakup’

Win your ex-girlfriend back for only $47

August 10, 2008


“Discover Dirty Psychological Tricks To Quickly & Easily Win A Girlfriend Back After A Breakup…”

Such is the claim of Ex Girlfriend Guru Matt Huston. His system for winning back an ex-girlfriend claims to have an 83.6% success rate. 1 of my favorite courses in grad school was “Data Analysis.” Boring, sure, but it was quite insightful in demonstrating how incredibly easy it is to make just about any set of numbers you collect say just about whatever you want it to say.

The Guru’s system claims to solve 2 of your problems:

1. You’re going to get your ex girlfriend back.

2. After you get her back, you’re going to “train” her to treat you like a King.

Included in this package is the book “Ex2-How to Win Your Girlfriend Back” and a sure to be controversial guide to female psychology titled “Train Your Girlfriend.” Highlights from “Train Your Girlfriend” include:

Learn the little known method for “training” your girlfriend to behave in all the right ways. Say goodbye to bratty, bitchy mood swings for good! (See Pages #39 – 45)

The #1 most important thing ALL MEN must know before getting into a relationship. (See Page #13)

Discover the key to keeping your girlfriend attracted to you for as long as you want. Adopt these powerful secrets and you’ll be batting women off you like mosquitoes on blood. (See Page #19)

How to virtually “cheat proof” your girlfriend so she’ll become super loyal, very quickly. (See Page #33)

Ck. out the whole system at ExGirlfriendGuru.com

Ben Folds Five-“Song for the Dumped” live at Sessions at W. 54th

June 14, 2008

One of the best “so you just got dumped” songs ever.

NSFW language