Denny’s tries to warn us all of the impending robot wars

Skynet can’t do you up a Grand-Slam at 2 a.m.

Bacon-scented bacon-print tuxedo

Mmmmmmmmm…..fried bacon. Uncle Oinker’s Bacon Scented Bacon Print Tuxedo available at Archie McPhee for only $99.95. Order yours today with a black coffee.

Via Geekologie

Mmmmmmmm……..liquid beef jerky…

Beef with a touch of Hickory (extra dry)

What happens to all the moisture when a juicy hunk of sirloin is transformed into chewy beef jerky? Truth is, we don’t know. But the salty, savory flavor of this vitamin and mineral packed concoction will make you think we collected all that sweet, meaty juice just for you.

Don’t serve chilled!

Krautkramer’s Meatwater-High Efficiency Survival Beverage

We suspect this is some sort of art project, or just a funny faux marketing campaign. Ck. out the other options:
Primary Flavors

* Beef Jerky
* Beef Stroganof
* Cheese Burger
* Chicken Teriyaki
* Dirty Hot Dog
* Fish’n Chips
* Hungarian Gulash
* Italian Sausage
* Peking Duck
* Tandoori Chicken
* Texas BBQ
* Wiener Schnitzel

Breakfast

* Basic Breakfast
* English Breakfast
* Brunch Omelette
* Pizza Prosciutto