Posts Tagged ‘beverage’

Mmmmmmmm……..liquid beef jerky…

June 10, 2008

Beef with a touch of Hickory (extra dry)

What happens to all the moisture when a juicy hunk of sirloin is transformed into chewy beef jerky? Truth is, we don’t know. But the salty, savory flavor of this vitamin and mineral packed concoction will make you think we collected all that sweet, meaty juice just for you.

Don’t serve chilled!

Krautkramer’s Meatwater-High Efficiency Survival Beverage

We suspect this is some sort of art project, or just a funny faux marketing campaign. Ck. out the other options:
Primary Flavors

* Beef Jerky
* Beef Stroganof
* Cheese Burger
* Chicken Teriyaki
* Dirty Hot Dog
* Fish’n Chips
* Hungarian Gulash
* Italian Sausage
* Peking Duck
* Tandoori Chicken
* Texas BBQ
* Wiener Schnitzel

Breakfast

* Basic Breakfast
* English Breakfast
* Brunch Omelette
* Pizza Prosciutto

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“Drank”-the anti-energy drink

June 9, 2008

“The anti-energy drink we’re calling the extreme relaxation beverage.”

Turns out, this is a carbonated, grape-flavored beverage spiked with melatonin, valerian root and rose hips. Apparently it is “very, very popular in Houston,” and it’s sold throughout the south in liquor and convenience stores.

What, you might wonder, was the creator thinking? I’m glad you asked. He was thinking of the hip hop community. Direct from the press release:

From design to production, every aspect of this calming drink was inspired by today’s popular hip hop artists who embrace the much sought-after hip hop lifestyle that encourages people to capture a stress-free state of mind.

The drink’s tagline is “slow your roll.” So if that’s something you need to do, keep your eye out. Drank will be hitting stores in New York soon.

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