Unlike our friend below, Jack. Learn from his bad example. Moderation is key in all things.
A few too many drinks……
Can result in a very, very long night.
Posts Tagged ‘Beer’
Please celebrate Halloween responsibly.
October 30, 2008Pennsylvania man has huge beer collection…and his wife approves.
September 1, 2008
“It’s a sickness is what it is,” Ron Leese joked. “I don’t go fishing. I don’t go hunting. I hunt this stuff. It’s the thrill of the hunt.”
Leese’s collection includes :
5000+ beer cans
85 chalk statues
400+ beer trays
400+ brewery menus
5,000 + coasters
200+ rope-handled beer bags
Read more on Ron Leese and his collection here.
8 people who will kill your party
July 31, 2008Holy Taco brings one of the funniest and, sadly familiar, stories I’ve read in awhile: “8 People Who Will Kill Your Party.” 3 of the 8 are listed below. I think they’re missing “Guy That’s at Least 15 yrs. Older Than Everyone and Never Married and Still Claims it Was His Choice.” Make sure to check out the full list here.
Guy Who Gets Wasted in The First Hour
WHERE YOU WILL FIND HIM: Right by the fridge, bro, cause that’s where all the beer is!
HOW HE WILL RUIN YOUR PARTY: From the moment this guy shows up, everything he says has an exclamation point at the end of it. “This party rules, dude!” “I am ready to party TO-night!” “Let’s shotgun these, bro!” “Tits!” Then, one hour and 13 beers later this guy is incoherent, weaving on his feet and saying stuff like “Paartyyyygjlskdvm…” So, instead of kicking back and hanging out with your friends, you have to spend the rest of the night making sure he doesn’t puke on your couch, piss in your plants or crap on your coffee table.
Person Who Just Got Dumped By Their Girlfriend/Boyfriend
WHERE YOU CAN FIND THEM: In any corner where they were able to trap and force someone to listen to them talk about how they “don’t know what happened,” and how it “seemed like things were fine and then all of a sudden she just said that she thought that we were different people now. What does that even mean? Do you know, because I sure as fuck don’t! I just miss her so much. My name’s Brian by the way.”
WHY THEY WILL RUIN YOUR PARTY: If I wanted people to get depressed as fuck at my party, I’d screen a copy of Schlindler’s list. The problem with these people is, they don’t care who they talk to, and no excuse you give will stop them from talking to you. “Hey, I gotta run to the bathroom,” “No worries, I’ll just wait for you until your done, unlike my EX girlfriend, who wouldn’t wait no matter HOW important it was to go to the bathroom and would just leave you with NOTHING while you were in there.”
Girl Who Starts Crying
WHERE YOU WILL FIND HER: She’s usually holed up in the bathroom (taking up valuable toilet space) with three of her bestest girlfriends—all three of whom are overweight.
HOW SHE WILL RUIN YOUR PARTY: The worst part is that this girl isn’t crying because her parents just died or she lost a limb. She’s sobbing into a fistful of tissues because she always needs to be the center of attention. If everyone’s not focused on her and all her problems, she just starts crying louder about her job or some lame guy who won’t date her or how fat her friends are. This means you either sit there and let her bring down the vibe of your party or you take her outside and listen to her whine about absolutely nothing. If possible, pair her up with the super wasted guy. She’ll think he’s listening and he’ll think he’s going to score.
If 43,000 pounds of Dos Equis beer spills on highway is anyone sad?
July 15, 2008A truck carrying 43,000 pounds of beer blew a tire, overturned and caught fire shortly before noon Monday on eastbound I-20 in DeKalb County.
According to DeKalb County Fire Rescue spokesman Capt. Eric Jackson, dozens of full and unopened Dos Equis beer kegs inside the truck did not spill during the accident — to the dismay of hundreds who were forced to wait in the hot midday sun until blocked lanes were cleared about 1:45 p.m.
Nobody was hurt in the wreck, which blocked two of the center lanes of the interstate just east of Panola Road.
Budweiser, the crappiest of American beers, to possibly be purchased by a European beer company?!?!
June 12, 2008Budweiser, while a terrible, terrible beer, is apparently being courted by Belgian Brewer InBev. Fear not, loyal Bud drinkers, if approved, the sale won’t result in a better taste, or really any taste, being added to your beer. Knock back a cold bottle of piss and read this.
Here’s to hoping they at least keep great commercials like this one coming.
Top 5 worst ways to get drunk
June 11, 2008
They’re all nasty, and one you can even brew in your toilet. Mmmmmmmm……dirty martini……
So, please click on the link. See, my car ran out of gas and I just need a few dollars so I can take my mama to the doctor, buy my kid diapers, and fill my children’s prescriptions………(sucka)
Sign of the times
June 10, 2008A funny user submission.
Now that’s some good science: Keeping beer fresher
June 7, 2008
ScienceDaily (Jun. 7, 2008) — Scientists in Venezuela are reporting an advance in the centuries-old effort to preserve the fresh taste that beer drinkers value more than any other characteristic of that popular beverage.
Their study identifies key substances involved in giving beer an aged or “oxidized” flavor.
In the new study, Adriana Bravo and colleagues point out that past efforts to keep beer fresh have focused on protecting beer from contact with the air throughout the brewing process. That focus, however, has resulted in only a relatively small improvement in flavor stability.
The research identified a group of poorly understood substances called alpha-carbonyls as important culprits in the decline in fresh flavor that occurs as beer ages. It also showed that levels of some of these substances could be reduced by adding ingredients that block their formation, thus making beer taste fresher longer.
Original article
Knock one back while reading the original article here.
Beer-the other lifesaver
May 31, 2008
Beer cans save life of crash lad
by Guy Patrick
A CAR crash victim’s life was saved because he’d been out drinking lager, it emerged last night.
Kyle Whyte was close to death after he was crushed against a nursery school wall.
But the fluid from the four cans he had just downed stopped him dying of shock. It helped compensate for the massive loss of blood.
The salesman said: “I never thought lager would save my life. This is the one time drinking was good for me.”
Kyle, 21, was hit when a car mounted the pavement. Fiancée Roisin Moss, also 21, kept him conscious until medics arrived.
Kyle suffered breaks to his skull, eye sockets, jaw, nose, cheeks, neck, ribs, knees and shins.
He was put into a medical coma for four days as surgeons attached metal plates to his bones to aid healing.
Kyle, of Oswaldtwistle, Lancs, said: “If I have any more metal put in me, I’ll be starring in the next Terminator film.”
Police say the driver has been interviewed but not arrested. An investigation is continuing.
Original article at The Sun.
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