Posts Tagged ‘bad tattoos’

Belgian girl claims she asked for 3 tattoos, but woke up with 56

June 19, 2009

Yes, somehow this girl “fell asleep” while getting her face poked with a tattoo removal and instead of the 3 stars she claims she asked for, she ended up with 56.  Either way, why would you mutilate your face with even 3?  Something stinks in this story…….Oh, also, look at the pretty tattoo artist.

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How to Fully Express Your Displeasure with George Lucas

February 16, 2009

Yes, the gentleman below has a tattoo of Darth Vader holding the severed head of George Lucas.  The young man sent this picture into Gizmodo when he read their article “Should George Lucas be Condemned for Crimes Against Our Childhood?” The answer is “Yes.”

Via Gizmodo

Tattoo that is too subtle for me to figure out

February 5, 2009

Somebody wasn’t hugged as a child.

FEBRUARY 5–Meet Stephen Bishop. The California man was arrested this week for the mid-December robbery of a liquor store. Surveillance video shows that Bishop, 49, made sure to wear a baseball cap when allegedly sticking up the Market Express Liquor Store in Grover Beach. Bishop, jailed in lieu of $450,000 bail, is pictured below in a mug shot taken by the San Luis Obispo County Sheriff’s Department.

Via The Smoking Gun

Ms. Pac-Man tattoo on a lady’s head. Why?

December 16, 2008

I just don’t understand people. Why permanently ink your face in the first place, let alone with a video game character from the 1980’s? Yes, your eyes aren’t deceiving you, that’s Ms. Pac-Man tattooed on this woman’s head.

Via Bodymod.org via Kotaku

Do you think we can trick guys into getting dragons tattooed on their faces? Yes. Yes we can.

October 13, 2008

Meet Nanang, 30, and Bambang, 40, two Indonesian men who were tricked into getting dragons tattooed on their faces. The two men were told by their village chief Sawiyono that he received a text message from a government official offering them work as Jakarta intelligence officers. One of the conditions of employment was, you guessed it, getting their faces inked. The result is below.

The village chief eventually realized it was a hoax and has offered to help the men have the tattoos removed. The person behind the hoax is believed to have been a “mystic” as the men said they felt “half-conscious” while getting the tattoos. Apparently, the Indonesian word for liquor store clerk is slightly different than it is here in the U.S.

Via National Nine News

Bring a dictionary to the tattoo parlor. Trust me.

August 13, 2008

From Typo Buddy:

Typos happen. People misspell things. We all make mistakes, but you really should be extra careful when getting a tattoo. I mean a typo in your tattoo may not be forever the way it was before laser tattoo removal, but it is an expensive and painful spelling mistake to fix!

See more bad spelling here.