Posts Tagged ‘attack’

WASP Knife-For slashing zombies, then exploding them with compressed air

July 24, 2008

Yeah, if you’re like me, you love killing zombies, but you wish you didn’t have to use a gun to do it. It just doesn’t seem sporting, what with the high-powered scopes and all. Well, has exactly what you need. It offers the intimacy of a close kill, combined with the exploding power of a bullet.  A more elegant weapon from a more civilized era….

Watch this demonstration on a watermelon.

The creators of knife are apparently divers and claim their product can be used to fend off predators in the water. Look at the science below.

As divers, we all know what the effects of compressed gas are underwater. Our training teaches us that our lungs would burst from over-inflation if we held our breath and rose to the surface. This principle is key to the effectiveness of the WASP Injection System.

This weapon injects a freezing cold ball of compressed gas, approximately the size of a basketball, at 800psi nearly instantly. The effects of this injection will drop many of the world’s largest land predators. The effects of the compressed gas not only cause over-inflation during ascent when used underwater, but also freezes all tissues and organs surrounding the point of injection on land or at sea. When used underwater, the injected gas carries the predator to the surface BEFORE blood is released into the water. Thus giving the diver added protection by diverting other potential predators to the surface.

This discussion brings to mind a scenario you never want to face in the water: a simultaneous zombie and shark attack. If you’re lucky, they’ll just fight one another, and then you can finish off the other. But, say the shark is turned into a zombie: would a zombie shark really be that bad? They’d just roam around all day looking for someone to feast on…which is pretty much what they do now.

Tim McGraw boots redneck, sorry, fan, from his concert for harassing a woman. Axl Rose laughs at how Tim handles a bad fan.

June 27, 2008

A statement issued by representatives from Tim McGraw’s management:

“While Tim was performing at the White River Amphitheater in Auburn, Washington last night, he watched a man rush to the front of the stage. This overly aggressive fan attacked a female fan and Tim witnessed this incident. Tim called for security, but when they could not respond quick enough Tim and several crew members removed the fan from the audience where he was then turned over to the local authorities.”

That dude is no small emo boy, either, quite a sizable redneck. Tim handled it rather well, all things considered.

Now, here’s how you handle an unruly fan, a classic demonstration by Axl Rose, lead singer of Guns’N Roses. During a show in St. Louis in 1991, Rose became irate because a fan in the crowd was taking his picture. Rose asked security to remove the fan and or camera, and when they didn’t move quick enough, he jumped into the crowd to handle the situation. You can see a few blows exchanged, and then the situation just goes haywire.