Archive for the ‘Funny’ Category

I can’t believe it’s not cocaine: iSnort for your iPhone

June 12, 2009

Who thinks of this stuff?

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Redneck Innovations: Homemade “lion” to guard your garage

June 12, 2009

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“Obama Drastically Scales Back Goals For America After Visiting Denny’s”

June 10, 2009

The Onion News Network scoops the competition once again.

Obama will abandon complex policies on emissions, clean coal and refocus on achievable goals like applying deodorant daily, learning what to say when you burp.

“The Astounding World of the Future”

June 10, 2009

See this recently unearthed film from the 1950’s detailing what life would be like in the year 2000.  Such persepective it offers. Winner of the New York Comedy Film Festival’s “Best Short Film” award.

Three Wolf Moon tshirt: magical powers will be yours

May 20, 2009

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Order yours today from Amazon for anywhere from $9.14 – $15.59.  Read one satisfied customer’s review:

This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that’s when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to ‘howl at the moon’ from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn’t have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn’t settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the ‘guns’), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.

I suspect the shirt may have been targeted by some merry pranksters.  Or maybe I lack faith in the power of the 3 Wolves?  Either way, there are 100’s of funny reviews here.  Check them out.

Thanks to Pye for tipping us to this fantastic product.

“Death Star Canteen” featuring the narration of Eddie Izzard

May 20, 2009

A very funny Lego skit set to the comedic material of Eddie Izzard discussing what the Death Star’s canteen, or cafeteria, would look like.  NSFW language.

Thanks to Erik for this one….

Best martial-arts fight scene EVER

May 20, 2009

Just……just awesome.  So very bad that it’s brilliant.  Terrible camera work, inexpensive gore, bad fight choreography, and 1 awesome line delivered after the bad guy has been dispatched.  This is a must watch from the film Undefeatable.

Many, many thanks to Abe for sending this in….

“Boom goes the dynamite,” a once noble expression, will now forever be tainted

May 18, 2009

Poor dude….nervous as all get out. Broadcasting fail.

Norton Furniture: providing you with credit AND trippy commercials

May 18, 2009

I laughed..and then I started to feel a bit uncomfortable.

Your Monday morning WTF moment

May 17, 2009

More random pictures at The Chive