Steve the Drunken Lawnmower Man: The Final Act

Dear Steve the Drunken Lawnmower Man,

I want to thank you for the many laughs I have had watching you and your arrest video footage.  Some would condemn your first offense of driving a lawnmower while intoxicated, but I am not one of them.  And others, far more pious than I, would scold you for being arrested a second time for a lawnmower DUI.  I will not judge you for those crimes.  However, Steve, you get no sympathy from me for your final offense.  Just.  Plain.  Dumb.

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One Response to “Steve the Drunken Lawnmower Man: The Final Act”

  1. Chip Dogg Says:

    what can you say – the man knows his rights.

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