Dear Steve the Drunken Lawnmower Man,
I want to thank you for the many laughs I have had watching you and your arrest video footage. Some would condemn your first offense of driving a lawnmower while intoxicated, but I am not one of them. And others, far more pious than I, would scold you for being arrested a second time for a lawnmower DUI. I will not judge you for those crimes. However, Steve, you get no sympathy from me for your final offense. Just. Plain. Dumb.
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Your Daily Chum 
February 4, 2009 at 9:01 pm |
what can you say – the man knows his rights.