Pop Quiz Hot-shot: How Do You Survive a Stampeding Elephant?

Multiple choice test.  Answer D., throw your smaller, slower spouse in elephant’s path, strangely absent.

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One Response to “Pop Quiz Hot-shot: How Do You Survive a Stampeding Elephant?”

  1. Matt Says:

    E. Chum the forest with the Chum Master’s trampled remains.

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