Clowns try to earn their way out of an inevitable trip to Hell by throwing free car wash.

Probability of success extremely low as even Jesus is creeped out by Clowns.  The Real Life Community Church Clowns of Hagerstown, PA gave a free car wash on Aug. 23 to anyone looking for a good scare and a clean car.  Wouldn’t you stop if you see that cheery guy in the picture waving to you?  More here.

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