ZombieHarmony-free dating site for zombies

The undead need love to you know. Or as the tagline for the site says, “Because the apocalypse doesn’t have to be lonely.” Check out the site’s disclaimer below.

Disclaimer: ZombieHarmony is for zombies only. We advise signing up for ZombieHarmony only if you lack a pulse, have limited motor skills, or feel an intense desire to feast on human beings. We are not responsible for lost or ingested loved ones. If you go on a date with a zombie, we cannot be held liable for contributing to the apocalypse.

Please date responsibly: bring a baseball bat or crowbar.

Start looking for your soulmate now. ZombieHarmony.com

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